Dating Tips
Over the last 10 years or so I have become very close to guy you might have heard of, George Clooney. He came to me to get advice on how to succeed on a date with a girl. Now succeeding on a date has a different term for everyone, to me, for example, it is getting to know someone on an intellectual level and being able to add a friend that will be in my life for years to come. Of course the world is not as perfect and I have heard of guys that consider succeeding on a date bringing the girl back to their place or seeing her naked the first night and it definitely saddens me to think their are people that shallow in this world. After helping GC (It is the nickname us friends of his have for him) I realized I just might be able to help out others and bring more happiness to the world.
When your on a date there are some pretty simple things you can do to make sure it succeeds and moves on to whatever you want it to…here are the 3 keys of making your date go so well that even someone as average as you has a chance on the first night.
Step 1….Location
Always let her pick three places where she wants to go on the date. The main reason for this is out of the three there should be one that is the least lame, however if it completely blows you can blame her and make her fell so bad she will go home with you just to make up for it…if thats something you would want. Make sure you keep the bar as low as possible…meaning start as cheap as possible. If you want to spend a lot of money to impress a girl there are way better ways for you to spend your money…a prostitute is a 100% guarantee.
Step 2….Conversation
This is the easiest part of a date, girls will talk and talk about all the crap you don’t want to here about for majority of the night. On an average date this leaves you with one or two stories to tell to impress her…I know what your thinking…”But Jonathan, I don’t have amazing stories to tell like you do.” Trust me…I knew this already. I will let you borrow one of my true life stories that I tell sometimes on dates….I will not give you an amazing story or anything like that because you aren’t good enough to pull it off, but I will give you an average story that will pass the time when it is you turn to speak. Before using this story I do suggest you send a picture and name of your date just to make sure she hasn’t heard it before from me….and yes even if it is your girlfriend or wife you should also send me it…just to make sure. This is a quick (because when with a girl you don’t have much time to talk) true story that happened….
I once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, I ripped both of my arms off and one of my legs. I then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow my limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
Step 3….Closing
My closing is simple……”Come on. We’re leaving and going to my house.” but lets be honest…you are not me.
Now I know some of us don’t need to worry about this part…. but I also know that all my readers do, so I will make it very simple for you and give you a couple lines that should work at the end of the night…
If she asks “What are you doing the rest of the night?” ….Your response….”You are on the top of my to-do list”
At the end of the night when you get the change from dinner, grab a quarter and say…”If I flip a coin what do you reckon the chances are of me getting head?”
A very simple one…”How would you like my butler to make your eggs in the morning?”
Give her a nice compliment on her clothes…”That dress looks amazing, we should definitely hang that up instead of throwing it on the floor.”
These are just some examples of nice ways to close out a date.
Try these tips and I give you a 100% guarantee* that they will work.
*If it doesn’t work chances are you are a loser and even God couldn’t increase your odds.
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