A Strange Case of a Pregnant Actress
A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, “Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is, as it is being born.”
The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this novel query. “Why do you want to know what color the child is going to be?”
“Well”, says the woman, “The problem is that I’m a porno actress and the child was conceived during making of a very hot film. I have no clear idea who the father is.”
“OK”, says the doctor, “I’ll do it for you but it is most unusual.” The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, “Here comes the head, it seems to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?” The doctor assumed.
“Yes, doctor he was,” Says the woman.
“Wait”, says the doctor, “the chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors black?”
“Yes, doctor he was.”
“Wait, now the legs are out and they’re brown. Was one of the actors Asian?”
“Yes, doctor he was.”
So the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap on the back. The baby lets out a healthy human crying.
“Oh, thank God for that,” says the woman. She winked at the doctor who was still not our of the puzzle zone. The woman pressed her lips and said to the doctor, “Thank God, the baby is crying. For a moment, I had expected it to bark!”
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